cryptoBITCOIN...THIS IS ACTUALLY CRITICAL
Satoshi Stacker · · 09:47 · Watch on YouTube
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BTC near publication: $67,3684-hour candle close · 31 Mar 2026, 08:00 UTC · BTC/USDT
ETH near publication: $2,0564-hour candle close · 31 Mar 2026, 08:00 UTC · ETH/USDT
On Bitcoin
Changed since their last video: weeks moved up to sideways.
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- Next weeks (next 2–6 weeks): Sideways (timeframe is our reading):
We have this downwards trend still intact here. So, Bitcoin still consolidating in between these two orange boxes.
▶ 01:05 The call was wrong: 67.4k when said, 76.2k on 30 Apr 2026 (+13.1%).
Levels named
- 66.6k: Support (orange line at the bottom of the consolidation range):
what you can see for Bitcoin is that we are resting right now on the orange line at 66,644.
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Their own position: Holding. I entered this trading strategy at 67,969.
On Ethereum
Changed since their last video: weeks moved waiting to sideways.
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- Next weeks (next 2–6 weeks): Sideways (timeframe is our reading):
Same thing for Ethereum, you're seeing consolidation. Same thing for Solana.
▶ 01:16 The call was right: 2.06k when said, 2.26k on 30 Apr 2026 (+9.9%).
Their own position: Holding. Actually, the Ethereum price is slightly higher. So, we have 14,000 on the algorithm.
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